Kid Icarus...good ol' Pit. What can we say about the guy? He stars in quite possibly one  of the hardest NES games ever made. Like Mario, it's an adventure. Like Zelda, it's...a legend? Like Metroid, you go up and up and shoot stuff.

I couldn't get over how unfathomably hard this game was. I almost deleted it! Then I recognized the true beauty of this thrilling, unsavable medley of the three greatest Nintendo franchises ever. It mixes the most addictive elements of those games as well, but I have to say...THAT GAME WAS HARD!!! GEEZ!

THINGS THAT MAKE KID ICARUS A PIT:

1. No saving. Passwords between levels though!

2. Ridiculously long levels.

3. A lifebar the length of a cockroach. Okay, better yet, an ANT.

4. The bottom of the screen (a.k.a. AN EXPANDING HOLE OF DEATH)

5. Shops with lava in them.

6. Enemies that take away your WEAPONS!!!

7. Wizards that transform you into vegetables...BY PELTING YOU WITH VEGETABLES!

8. Nurses that turn you back to normal, but are miles away from where you got Eggplanted.

9. Bonus rooms with swarms of monsters inside. You jerks!

10. ICE PLATFORMS.

That's it, time for the verdict.

"I'M FINISHED!"